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.... and together you're what, the Super Friends? Mark Jeffrey
Showing posts with label Funny Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Quotes. Show all posts
5/18/17
Funny Quotes : Part 62
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The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our
adversaries are insane. Mark Twain
4/18/17
Funny Quotes : Part 60
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My congratulations to you, sir. Your manuscript is both good
and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is
original is not good. Samuel Johnson
Funny Quotes : Part 59
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I like stepping into the future. Therefore, I look for
doorknobs. Mark Rosen
3/29/17
Funny Quotes : Part 56
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I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a
'Peanuts' character. Jon Stewart
Funny Quotes : Part 55
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I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to
play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other
games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital. Demetri Martin
Funny Quotes : Part 54
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I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure
pick smart colleagues. Franklin D. Roosevelt
3/18/17
Funny Quotes : Part 53
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Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles
called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been
drinking. Dave Barry
Funny Quotes : Part 52
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Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior,
and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was. D.J. MacHale
Funny Quotes : Part 51
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You gotta be careful: don't say a word to nobody about
nothing anytime ever. Johnny Depp
Funny Quotes : Part 50
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If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely
isn't for you. Steven Wright
Funny Quotes : Part 49
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I
shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers. Rodney Dangerfield
Funny Quotes : Part 48
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I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad
girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm
a woman! C. JoyBell C.
Funny Quotes : Part 47
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into
nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. Albert Einstein
Funny Quotes : Part 46
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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of
bleeding, he sings. Robert Benchley
Funny Quotes : Part 45
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If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out. Lawrence
Ferlinghetti
12/9/16
Funny Quotes : Part 44
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I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've
got to change a flat tire. Roy Orbison
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