Funny Quotes : Part 15

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 I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'   Demetri Martin

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 Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.  Sam Levenson
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 I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.  Bertrand Russell
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 A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.  Spike Milligan
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Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.   Charles Dudley Warner

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