10/29/16

Funny Quotes : Part 19

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Funny Quotes - The Life In The World
 If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?   Lily Tomlin
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Funny Quotes - The Life In The World
 If I knew for a certainty that a man was coming to my house with the conscious design of doing me good, I should run for my life.  Henry David Thoreau
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Funny Quotes - The Life In The World
 The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.  Phyllis Diller
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Funny Quotes - The Life In The World
 A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.  Groucho Marx
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Funny Quotes - The Life In The World
I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?   Leo Durocher
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