10/10/16

Funny Quotes : Part 2

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Funny Quotes - The Life In The World
 When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.  Albert Einstein
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Funny Quotes - The Life In The World
 I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.   Winston Churchill
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Funny Quotes - The Life In The World
 People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.  Isaac Asimov
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Funny Quotes - The Life In The World
 I can resist everything except temptation.  Oscar Wilde
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Funny Quotes - The Life In The World
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.  Mitch Hedberg
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