Funny Quotes : Part 4

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 Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.  Oscar Levant

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 No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.  Abraham Lincoln

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 If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.  Alice Roosevelt Longworth

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 I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.  Douglas Adams

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If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.  Theodore Roosevelt

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