Funny Quotes : Part 7

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 If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?  Lily Tomlin

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 My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.  Ellen DeGeneres

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 Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity.  Thor Heyerdahl

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 My life needs editing.  Mort Sahl

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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.  H. L. Mencken

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