Funny Quotes : Part 27

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 From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.   Dr. Seuss

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 If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.  Tallulah Bankhead

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 A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.  Yogi Berra

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 I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.   Mitch Hedberg
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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.  Jay London

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