10/10/16

Funny Quotes : Part 12

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Funny Quotes - The Life In The World
 Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.  Bill Hicks
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Funny Quotes - The Life In The World
 Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.   P. G. Wodehouse
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Funny Quotes - The Life In The World
 If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.  Henny Youngman
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Funny Quotes - The Life In The World
 The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.  Terry Pratchett
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Funny Quotes - The Life In The World
You're only as good as your last haircut.  Fran Lebowitz
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