Funny Quotes : Part 11

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 Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.  Joey Adams

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 All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.  Casey Stengel
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 Only the mediocre are always at their best.  Jean Giraudoux
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 If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.  Logan Pearsall Smith
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.  Rodney Dangerfield

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