10/29/16

Funny Quotes : Part 24

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 A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.  Don Marquis
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 Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.  Hesiod
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 Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.   Christopher Plummer
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 I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.  Rodney Dangerfield
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I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.   David Letterman
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