Funny Quotes : Part 23

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 I love fools' experiments. I am always making them.  Charles Darwin

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 Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.  Robert Orben
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 Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.  Jay Leno
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 Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.   P. G. Wodehouse
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Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human.  race. H. G. Wells

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