Funny Quotes : Part 9

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 If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.  Hillary Clinton

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 As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.  Buddy Hackett

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 There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.  Josh Billings
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 I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.  Jack Benny

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By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.   Richard Dawkins

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