Funny Quotes : Part 34

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 If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?   Lily Tomlin

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 You see much more of your children once they leave home.  Lucille Ball
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 A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.  Milton Berle
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 The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.  Phyllis Diller
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There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.   Josh Billings

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