Funny Quotes : Part 36

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 We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast.  Logan Pearsall Smith

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 Turn up the lights. I don't want to go home in the dark.  O. Henry
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 I have an unfortunate personality.  Orson Welles
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 I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.  Paula Poundstone
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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.   Walt Disney

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