Funny Quotes : Part 42

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 I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'  Demetri Martin

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 And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy.  Fran Drescher
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 It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.  Craig Bruce
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 I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.  Paula Deen
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I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.   Norman Wisdom

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