Funny Quotes : Part 48

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 I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm a woman!   C. JoyBell C.

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 A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.   Bill Cosby
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 Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.  Isaac Asimov
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 The funniest people are the saddest ones    Confucius
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This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.   Charles M. Schulz

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