Funny Quotes : Part 47

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 Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.   Albert Einstein

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 Don't be so humble - you are not that great.  Golda Meir
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 I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.     Lauren Myracle
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 If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?   Jerry Seinfeld
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Can I come in?  -  No! I'm in a towel!  - I'm blind!.   James Patterson

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