Funny Quotes : Part 63

 .... and together you're what, the Super Friends?     Mark Jeffrey
 According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.  Ashleigh Brilliant
 I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater.   Demetri Martin
 Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.   Robert Orben
Some people were just getting on with their lives, chatting, being young. It simply wouldn't do.  Russell Brand
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