Funny Quotes : Part 22

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 I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.  Flannery O'Connor

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 People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.  Ellen DeGeneres
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 He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.  George Eliot
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 Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.  Cathy Guisewite
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Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.   George Lopez

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