Funny Quotes : Part 21

(111)

 Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.  Anthony Burgess

(112)

 I never liked you, and I always will.   Samuel Goldwyn
(113)

 Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.   Mae West
(114)

 Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.  George Burns
(115)

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.   Robert Benchley

Page (21)

PREVIOUS - NEXT