12/9/16

Funny Quotes : Part 40

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 The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.  Jimmy Fallon
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 Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.  Tim Allen
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 I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.  Dylan Moran
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 That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.  Joe Rogan
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At home in L.A., Sunday is lazy. It's the wife and me lying in bed with coffee, watching 'The Soup' or something funny on TiVo. The kid will occasionally join us. Eventually, breakfast is at a place down the street called Paty's. And we always have some kind of great dinner - my wife makes a great roast beef.   Eric McCormack
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