Funny Quotes : Part 45

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 If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.  Lawrence Ferlinghetti

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 Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.  Phyllis Diller
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 I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.    Mark Twain
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 Never miss a good chance to shut up.   Will Rogers
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It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.   Marilyn Monroe

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