Funny Quotes : Part 53

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 Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.    Dave Barry

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 The funny thing about writing is that whether you're doing well or doing it poorly, it looks the exact same. That's actually one of the main ways that writing is different from ballet dancing.   John Green
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 Be what you would seem to be - or, if you'd like it put more simply - never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.  Lewis Carroll
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 I love you. I hate you. I like you. I hate you. I love you. I think you’re stupid. I think you’re a loser. I think you’re wonderful. I want to be with you. I don’t want to be with you. I would never date you. I hate you. I love you - I think the madness started the moment we met and you shook my hand. Did you have a disease or something?  Shannon L. Alder
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Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.  Bernard Branson

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