Funny Quotes : Part 55

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 I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.   Demetri Martin

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 I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.   Zsa Zsa Gabor
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 One of the greatest pieces of advice I’ve ever gotten in my life was from my mom. When I was a little kid there was a kid who was bugging me at school and she said “Okay, I’m gonna tell you what to do. If the kid’s bugging you and puts his hands on you; you pick up the nearest rock.   johnny depp
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 Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.   Will Rogers
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.   Sam Levenson

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