3/29/17

Funny Quotes : Part 56

(286)
 I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.   Jon Stewart
(287)
 A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.   Groucho Marx
(288)
 Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.   Steve Martin
(289)
 It's funny. No matter how hard you try, you can't close your heart forever. And the minute you open it up, you never know what's going to come in. But when it does, you just have to go for it! Because if you don't, there's not point in being here.   Kirstie Alley
(290)
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.   Groucho Marx
Page (56)

No comments:

Post a Comment